The Man Who Came Too Much - Ellie Saxx That was just honest to god hilarious!!!Read at your own peril! Lol!The first time I jacked off I sprayed my bedroom wall until it was dripping. I accidentally nailed my dog in the face, and she never looked at me the same way after that.I feel like I shouldIt was everywhere, just everywhereAnd that bit at the end where the guy...That was just...